Twitter Works from Home Forever & McConnell Insults Obama | The Daily Social Distancing Show

Twitter the only place on the Internet where app unit surprise winning journalists can get into fights with Ukrainian teenagers yesterday Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey told 5,000 of his employees working at home that they should never come back to work some Twitter employees will never have to go back

to the office if they don't want to Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey told them yesterday they may work from home forever if they prefer to do that and their job enables them to do so the company's 5,000 employees were asked to work from home at the beginning of March

to prevent the spread of the corona virus Twitter says that the past few months have proven they can make it work yeah that's right Twitter it's telling its employees that even after coronavirus is over they can continue working from home for as long as they want which is

amazing and I hope more companies follow suits because there are so many advantages to working from home first of all your daily commute is like five seconds secondly your office affair is actually good for your marriage and third good luck to them trying to fire you over a

zoom call sorry what did you say boss sorry I kept no I can't I'm gonna take some extra vacation days and we'll talk in a few weeks okay bye bye now I guess the only problem is working from home makes it much harder to steal your co-workers lunch

mmm nice lasagna three four next up Jared Kushner senior presidential aide and mannequin eating in a fancy restaurants he had a general election thoughts that kind of freaked a lot of people out president Trump's senior adviser and son-in-law Jared Kushner one on one what he said when asked

if the presidential election could be delayed that interview you saw with the president's son-in-law Jared Kushner raised eyebrows when Kushner was asked by time if there was a chance the presidential election could be postponed due to the pandemic president Trump's son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner is making

news in an interview with Time magazine Kushner said he was not certain the presidential election would happen on November 3rd if there's another outbreak of coronavirus in the fall oh my god Jared Kushner might delay the elect that is not good let me tell you something my friends

an election is like peeing you've got to do it when you're supposed to do it or your democracy will get a UTI and honestly I can't believe that Jared Kushner said this and the reason I can't believe it is because he didn't actually say this yeah because everyone

from news outlets to thousands of people on Twitter are reacting off of the headline but if you watch the actual interview this is what Jared Krishna said is there any scenario including a second outbreak in the fall where the elections need passed November 3rd that's too far in

the future to tell nothing that I'm aware of now but again our focus right now is just not getting it's not my decision to make sigh I'm not sure I can commit one way or the other but right now that's the plan yeah you see not only did

Jared Kushner not say he's delaying the election he laughs off the question and says it's not his decision to make and look I'm not a fan of Jared Kushner but I don't think it's helpful for anybody to stir up shit like this at a time like this I

mean people are out here pretending to be ants they don't need added stress in their lives so please news outlets or whoever's putting these headlines up like let's not gin up controversy where it doesn't need to be especially since there's so many real things you can get mad

at Jared Krishna for you know giving PPE contracts to his buddies having sleepovers with the Saudi prince or speaking in a frequency that summons locusts from miles away and finally you might have heard that last week former President Barack hallelujah Obama called Donald Trump's coronavirus response an absolute

chaotic disaster well yesterday Mitch McConnell Senate Majority Leader and semi deflated pool floats decided to clap back just a day after former President Obama ripped the Trump administration's response to the Cova 19 outbreak Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell had this sharp criticism of Obama should've kept his mouth

shut classless apparently too critique an administration that comes after you Wow I knew McConnell had balls because they're all right there in his neck scrotum but I didn't know they were big enough to call President Obama classless and tell him to keep his mouth shut and is it

just me or did he say classless with a hard are like really Mitch you think Obama is classless my man your favorite President called his own mistress or horse face on Twitter during his presidency and you know what maybe there was a time when former presidents would refrain

from criticizing current ones but that was before Trump the same way scrunchies used to be considered tacky but then coronavirus came along and the old rules they don't apply anymore [Music] [Music] you

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